illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

"I felt like crying but nothing came out. it was just a sort of sad sickness, sick sad, when you can’t feel any worse. I think you know it. I think everybody knows it now and then. But I think I have known it pretty often, too often."
Charles Bukowski (via sherlockedcumberbabe)

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

unshaped:

DAT MOTHER

eggplont:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

i red it on the internet

stalkingyermom:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

bee gees, dead people, people wearing suits and weapons

it’s like a sherlock tv comedy show

egberts:

people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me

is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?

sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?

you have bad dick?