unshaped:

DAT MOTHER

eggplont:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

i red it on the internet

stalkingyermom:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

bee gees, dead people, people wearing suits and weapons

it’s like a sherlock tv comedy show

egberts:

people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me

is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?

sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?

you have bad dick?

whoever reblogs this by the 4th of April will have their url written on tape and stuck throughout various parts of the world!

fresh-bloom:

fresh-bloom:

fresh-bloom:

fresh-bloom:

fresh-bloom:

My mum and dad are going to scotland, ireland, england, america, egypt and france and they are taking all that i write down with them so your url could be anywhere!

writing down all urls in 1 hour so get reblogging!

It’s going until the 4th. My brother is going so he can take more!

Haha guysss! I’m still doing all no matter how many!

24 hours left!

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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